Taylor Swift And David Beckham Are Set To Star In A Film Together

Ex-boyfriend devastator and country-pop darling Taylor Swift is set to star in a film with David Beckham next year, weirdly.

Taylor’s first big screen role will be in Layer Cake director Matthew Vaughn’s latest effort, The Secret Service. The movie has already been described as a ‘21st century 007 movie’, and will see Colin Firth and Michael Caine face off against a villainous Samuel L. Jackson. David Beckham has been offered a cameo, along with Elton John and Adele – presumably for a murky, grimy end-of-movie sing-a-long which so many British thrillers are lacking.

Taylor is expected to start filming her role at the end of this year, with the film due for release in November 2014.

“Filming commences in October and will shoot mainly in London and the south of France,” a source told the Mirror. “Matthew looked at a number of actresses to play the part before settling on Taylor – apparently she was a natural on the big screen.

“She’s also someone fresh and unseen in Hollywood terms, which was massively appealing. She will be required to have some heavy-duty martial arts training in order that her character convincingly kick Samuel L. Jackson’s butt.”

And Victoria Beckham, get ready to break out your deathiest pout-and-stare. “She is also looking forward to working with David Beckham,” the source continued. “Whom she thinks is amazing-looking – but taken.” TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE.

Watch: David Beckham Strips off Shirt For His New Fragrance

David Beckham Strip Off Shirt In Advertising Campaign For His New Fragrance [Video]

The Football star whips his top off and shows off his muscles in a bid to promote his latest aftershave

Everyone likes a bit of David Beckham, don't they? (If not, please reconsider this immediately.)

Well, the delightful chap has gone and done something rather special for us - the retired footballer has stripped off in an advertisement for his new fragrance.

The campaign will enhance your life for a full 40 seconds as the star removes his top before standing in front of a mirror to check himself out (well, you would if you looked like that).

He then sprays himself with the aftershave before collecting his belongings and heads out the door to take on whatever lies ahead (which could be us if we were to track him down and lay on the ground in front of him).

David posted a link to the advert on his Facebook page and also gave us some lovely words to go with it.

He wrote: "Here is my new COTY campaign, we had fun shooting it! Hope you all like it.

"With his muscles and tattoos on show, ol 'Dave is followed by a tailor who dresses him in a smart suit and ensures he's ready for whatever Golden Balls' day has in store by basically making sure he looks great.

And David even gives acting a bit of a go, well, when we say acting we mean playing himself and recording a MASSIVE five words for a voiceover.

When asked if he needs assistance (we can AND WILL help!), David responds: "I have all I need."

David had been teasing fans all day and had earlier posted a shorter advert which lasted a whopping eight seconds.

Along with that, he wrote: "Hope you enjoy my COTY TV campaign which launches later today."

Oh David, the things you say, well, type!

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